Néhány angol nyelvű vicces „Legionella-video”:
Szövege:
No air in my lungs
Let me breathe
Started out with a cough
Comin down with a bad cold
When the flu comes we knoww
We got infected
And we’re not protected
The AC is infested
You know me
I hope it’s just Pontiac Fever
Bha-vana, where you at?
You had my lung
Inhaled, now I’m all sprung
You were just in the air
Baby, it isn’t fair
Uncertainty
Your pathology
Turn the damn A.C. down
Your droplets all around…
Because
Gram-Negative staining more than ever
Got me all hot, like crushed red pepper
The sketchy water fountain was not my friend
Got me ridin flu-like symptoms till the end
Now that I’m quesy more than ever
Lung consolidation, like some cheddah
I ain’t nevah stayin in a motel-la…
Cuz I got infected by Legionella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
Infected by Legionella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
I didn’t say Klebsiella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
Infected by Legionella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
You can run, but cannot hide
It’s okay, just don’t rely
..on lakes and streams
Cuz baby, they’re not clean…
So I’m-
Gonna go to the drug store
And buy a bottle of the
Cure….
Because
Gram-Negative staining more than ever
Got me all hot, like crushed red pepper
The sketchy water fountain was not my friend
Got me ridin flu-like symptoms till the end
Now that I’m quesy more than ever
Lung consolidation, like some cheddah
I ain’t nevah stayin in a motel-la…
Cuz I got infected by Legionella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
Infected by Legionella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
Bad-ass like Varicella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
Infected by Legionella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
It’s staining, staining
Oooh baby it’s staining, staining
Gram-Negative…Gram Negative”
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